Ryan Seacrest Hosts the Emmies…

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And Death took notice. That’s right, the sunniest smile in the world hosted the 2007 Emmies last night and we couldn’t help but take our finger and jam it as far down our throats to purge ourselves of this hay nous act. I mean while we’re at it why don’t we have Whoopi Goldberg host the Academy Awards…oh, she did that? Oh, what the Hell is the world coming too. I might have to jam two more fingers into my eye-sockets cause this shit retarded.

In recent light of the massive shout out Ryan Seacrest gave to our website on E! News, I would like to say that Mr. Seacrest is one of the few great talents working in Hollywood today. And though nothing says ‘I love you’ like the shadow of Death trailing you, I would like to point out that I’ve always been fond of the Grim Reaper. In fact, that was my Halloween costume 5 years straight…all those many years ago. Thanks Ryan, you’re a true professional. And on a side note, I loved you in Knocked Up.

Comments (2) “Ryan Seacrest Hosts the Emmies…”

natalite laspinaDecember 12, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

oh ryan….
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natalite laspina
jellySeptember 9, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

He is handsome. I really like him. Last week I saw him at the millionaire dating club Seekwealthy.com with more photos of him. I am trying to talk to him. He is so popular there.

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