Victoria is considering scientology or the 3rd reich

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Obviously, Posh did not learn from Prince Harry’s brainfart a few years back… In Victoria Beckham’s latest attempt to elude paparazzi at LAX, she disguised herself as a mass-murdering-fuck-head: the fuhrer himself. Dohh!

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Zac Efron hosts ‘Halo’ 3 launch party

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John Writes:
Zac Efron is a huge ‘Halo’ fan. He showed up to Bungie’s midnight launch party at Universal City Walk in LA. He seems pretty normal to me. Sure his girlfriend is a skank but who doesn’t like their women just a little on the trashy side? I like Halo so I’m going to ease up on this kid for a bit.

Leo Writes:
First, bro, I like my women none on the trashy side. This is why I don’t go in your bedroom for any reason, ever. As for Zac, I don’t like him. I’m never going to like him. I hope that soon, John stops liking him because I know he’s strait but curious. The liking of this kid has just got to stop.

Kiefer Sutherland is responsible

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Kiefer Sutherland was arrested last night in Beverly Hills for drunk driving AGAIN. He was on his way to be honored by a Canadian Actors’ Union when he was presumably caught bonging Molson Ice while attempting to drive on 2 wheels. This is his 4th DUI and 1st Canadian Actor Award for lifetime achievement. Congrats!

What will rehab do to Lilo?

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John Says:
I think Rehab will work. This place in Utah, The Cirque Lodge, doesn’t fuck about. It’s serious business up there. Hopefully, she sets her mind right and gets the help she needs.

Leo Says:
Help, the only thing she’s going to help herself to is a bunch more drugs. I like to think of Lindsay sneaking in paraphernalia and chugging Listerine; things homeless people do. Anyway, this picture freaks me out.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I think Lohan should quit this pointless rehab, quit crying, and force herself to stop all this drug nonsense.

John says:
Nobody cares what you think Bob.

The Brad-y bunch adds another import to their garage

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Yes, it’s true, the Daily Mail claims that Brangolina are adopting yet another kid. A baby girl from Burma. I wonder how they go about selecting these “golden children”? Do they go by cuteness? Do they make the kids go through a Double Dare Physical Challenge? There are thousands of underprivileged children in 3rd world countries, so how do they choose -really? I personally think the choose by shaking and prodding them like fresh produce?

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