Ashlee Simpson Nose What She’s Doing

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Oh Ashlee, you trying to deny (or not confirm) your nose job is like a Star Jones denying that she’s had liposuction. I mean, we can’t blame you for getting the surgery cause lets face it that nose had its own self-sustaining ecosystem around it. But c’mon don’t deny it, the world didn’t all become blind, deaf, and dumb the day of your surgery.

It’s Emmy time!

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While the rest of the fashion world is TALKING about how that certain celebrity, “Looks like she’s wearing a dead leopard.”, the Derobers will SHOW you. Experience the Emmy’s Derober-style. We live for the red carpet! Live coverage begins on Fox at 8 PM Eastern Time. The Derobing will begin immediately after. (Punch and pie will be served.)

What Do Scientologists and Mormons Have in Common?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Wife Swappin bitches! You know, when Scientologists aren’t worshiping aliens or jumping on couches they like to spice up their love life just like any other human being. Take Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (SNOOZE FEST), and now insert Victoria Beckham in the place of Katie and you got one sexy tea-party. I mean look at this…it almost looks like it’s meant to be.

Leo says:
Gee, that’s a terrific idea Bob. Just one thing. You’re a retard! Tom Cruise is crazy, and if you combine the antics of Victoria Beckham you’ve got one awful and corrosive combination. That wouldn’t be a fun combination. All that would happen is they would fight and bicker keeping all of LA up late at night. You need Katie Holmes, boring as she may be, to help be a steady equalizer in Tom’s life.

Product placement these days…

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Photo courtesy of www.egotastic.com

Jessica Biel loses interest in Justin Timberlake after reportedly hooking up with Ronald McDonald in a posh LA nightclub. Jessica neglected to comment, however, here at Derober, the phrase ’sleeping your way to the top’ popped into our minds. But who better to do it with than the Mac himself.

Before Britney ate the snake

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Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining Britney, you’re not fooling anyone. Britney might as well have entered the stage from an overturned porta-potty at the 2007 VMAs. Now we all know that Brit cannonballed off the deep-end the better part of the new millineum, but Brit, do us all a favor next time your asked to perform at a “major” award show, consult your handlers, publicists, family, and mirror before saying, “Sure ya’ll, sounds like fun!”