It’s a sad day. Legendary Grammy and Tony award winning performer/actor/singer, Robert Goulet, died Tuesday at age 73. He was awaiting a lung transplant after being diagnosed with a rare form of pulmonary fibrosis. Bob will be remembered for his epic performances as Sir Lancelot in Camelot, along with his Vegas shows which held court at the Frontier and Desert Inn. For all you younger reader’s you may remember Robert Goulet from Will Ferrell’s Saturday Night Live parody (below). We’re pouring out a Diablo for you now my friend.
Stop the Press! Lance Armstrong and li’l ol’ Ashley Olson are playing tonsil hockey. According the the New York Post gossip section,
Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.
Leo:
Take note civilians: if you want to date your famous childhood crush, you have to win the Tour de France seven consecutive times. Shit. I have some work to do. I say good for you Lance (you bastard) -the world’s your oyster, so why not hook up with an Olson Twin. I’m so happy your “Things to do before I die” list is getting shorter and shorter (prick)…
Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
The Hills star Lauren Conrad exited a crowded Les Deux Tuesday night, sporting this sexy sailor/Paris Hilton rip-off outfit. And I’d say there was absolutely nothing wrong with this photo of a person picking a wedgie except for the abundance of that one extra X chromosome. Sorry L’Con, that look is the norm for a male but is completely disturbing and upsetting when performed by a female. I’m pretty sure I learned that tid-bit in the 6th grade–biology 101. I understand your career will be waving by-by in the near future (after that ridiculous show is canceled), but getting extra publicity by picking your own ass is not the answer. There’s no gold there, so keep those fingers out of that region. Leave that task to the men.
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“EVEN Natalie Portman couldn’t get a table at the busy Lower East Side restaurant Apizz last night. On a recently packed night at the joint, one bystander saw Portman walk in with model boyfriend Nathan Bogle. “They didn’t have a reservation,” said the source. “So Natalie leaned in, flashed a mischievous smile, and asked, ‘Are you sure?’ ” The steely manager reiterated that, yes, he was sure.”
John:
Before you vote for the obvious here. Let me say that I met Kelly Clarkson recently. Leo, myself, and my idiot cousin B.C. were hiking Temescal Canyon in the Pacific Palisades as was Kelly and her friend. I think I was mostly freaked out because just before the hike we were discussing our top 5 women we’d like to date (because that’s what boys do), and I said Kelly was my #1. No more than 45 minutes later I was face to face with her. The details of how tongue twisted I got that day will remain in my darkest closet. I will say this. Kelly was kind and down to earth when we met. She’s got talent and she’s got my vote.
Dee:
Yes, Jonny Boy, I heard about that little episode. You have no game it seems. Kelly, on the other hand, has more game than Parker Brothers. Saw her in concert last year. Yes, I cried during ‘Because of You.’ Return to Derober home page.
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