Who should continue having sex with Reese?

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

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Damnit, why does Reese Witherspoon have to be so damn adorable? We’d love to hate her…but we can’t. So instead, we’ll figure out which of her suiters to hate: Jake or Ryan? Reese personally contacted Derober and said,

“I can’t decide which dream guy I want to be with, can ya’ll just take a vote to decide for me?”

Derober talks back,

“Yes, but what do we get in return Reesey?”

Her response,

“My S&M sex-tape library complete with ball-gags, whips, hog-ties, Ryan, Jake, jumper cables, and a mystery man wearing a leather face mask named, Machine.”

Offer accepted. Commence Voting! (video coming soon)

Comment (1) “Who should continue having sex with Reese?”

AnonymousApril 3, 2010 @ 7:28 am

CAN I HAVE A FUCKING ASS.FUCKING BOOBS TO.

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