Derober

 

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Earlier this week at the Fox Reality Really Awards Perez Hilton met the walking God amoungst us–Hugh Hefner. We may never know what words were exchanged between the two men, but this is what we imagine it might’ve sounded like:

Hey, Hugh

Hey, Perez

So Hef, how are things going for you?

Well, I’m old enough to be your grandfather and I have three of the hottest girls in the world slobbin on my nob every night, so in a word I’d say…decent.

Yeah, that’s impressive Hugh

I know. Now if you’ll excuse me the girls and I are gonna have sloppy sex. Cheers!

Ahh, it’s good to be the man.