Victoria Beckham is abducted by Tom Cruise

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Leo says:
Rumors have been floating around that Tom Cruise and his robot wife, Katie Holmes have been trying to sway the British invasion to the way of L Ron Hubbard and we think it’s starting to have an effect. Now we all know V Becks fashion sense is senseless (see Hitler post), but to start wearing space cadet get-ups in public is just too much. Her handlers claim the Jetsons outfit was for a photo shoot, but we don’t buy it.

John Says:
Yeah, Posh is a few french fries short of a happy meal, but I like her. She’s out there with a big middle finger in the air taking some chances. Some miss. Yesterday, she dressed like Big Bird at Studio 54. But this little number isn’t worthy of being beamed up to a space dumpster.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
She’s so hot though. I don’t care what she wears, if she gets a kick out of dressin up like a clown or an alien I’d still love to look at her.

John says:
Bob, you will never be with her. You’re short, creepy, ugly, and devoid of any personality whatsoever. Just let it go, and maybe you can avoid further pain in the future.

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