Breaking:Michelle Rodriguez gets 6 months in prison!

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The fired LOST star just got 6 months in prison for violating parole stemming from a DUI. Remember when she was arrested and she screaming “I don’t belong here!”? Oh, you belong and welcome to the club, my dear. 6 months! And, get this, she’s gonna’ be cleaning the highways and all that stuff. God I can’t write fast enough this is so funny. Again, we toast the Hollywood 5, Paris, Nicole, Eve, Lindsay, and Michelle. Rich enough to hire a driver but too stupid…

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