Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Monster Alive

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Leo says:
Esquire magazine tattooed Charlize Thereon as the Sexiest woman alive in 2007. I couldn’t agree more; I have been a Charlize fan through the good times (raping Keanu Reeves in Devil’s Advocate) and the bad (Monster). Don’t get me wrong, I’ve heard Monster was a great movie, but I just couldn’t bare to see my life crush looking like she had scurvy. Congrats CT!

John Says:
Shit, Leo! Don’t do that. If you can’t bare to see the crush of your life looking like that, then please just turn her into an angel riding a unicorn into heaven. Don’t roll over this image! Simply skip down to Zack Efron looking pretty until we derobe him.

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