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Leo says:
Let me start by saying who gives a flying fuck if Shittious Spears’ new album cover art got leaked. The above album cover is rumored to be the new final choice by Jive records. The album cover leak follows the suspect leak of all the smelly music tracks over the past couple months. My conspiracy theory is that Jive Records leaked this garbage themselves as a publicity stunt so people like me would write about it and hype it. Shit. My bad. I don’t know when this album launches, but even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. But to be fair, I will tell any Brit fans reading this that there is an actual website devoted to petitioning Jive records to change the album cover art: changetheblackoutcover.tk Make a difference kids -her future is in your hands.

John Says:
I remember the days when Brit wasn’t all cracked out. When Leo and I gathered about her Rolling Stone cover like it was a campfire. I used to hum ‘Oops I did it again.’ I did. My brother and I rarely agree but, Brit, The 80’s called and they want their album cover back. I also have message here from Doug Dealer…wait, no, Drug Dealer. He says you’re back on the rent whatever that means.