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John Says:
(By the way, more there’s more Natalie below this pic. Keep scrolling). Natalie Portman makes an appearance as a presenter at the Cinematheque awards. The name alone implies a snobbery I just can’t imagine. If you like what she’s wearing, hit up Natalie’s fan site for everything Portman. Recently, Natalie also spoke at USC on behalf of the Foundation for International Community Assistance, a group which gives loans to people in Impoverished countries. A crowd of 1,200 gathered to hear the humanitarian discuss FICA’s microfinance program. My spell check says microfinance isn’t even a word, much less a topic of discussion. But cheers to you, Nat. See more Natalie on Derober’s home page.

Leo Says:
I don’t raise my glass for purple. Yes, she looks good. Emperor Palpatine would be pleased. But let’s not go throwing wings n’ things around here, bro. Remember, she will always have one point deducted for making out with Hayden Christensen. This one point will haunt her but you can’t take it back. Wings but no halo.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Leo, you can’t even hold Hayden against Natalie anymore. She ‘took care’ of him. At the LA premiere of The Darjeeling Limited, Natalie Portman looked f-ing gorgeous in red. However, when ex-co-star Hayden “I can’t act” Christensen decided to crash the party, Portman took matters into her own hands. The Sith Goddess struck down Christensen and did every Star Wars fan a favor by ridding the world of the one actor capable of making Darth Vader look like a wussy. You are my muse Natalie Portman. And to any of you Natalie naysayers out there, I swear if you stare at this photo long enough you WILL fall in love with Portman. Go ahead, try it.

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