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Let’s get it out in the open. Angelina used to fight mummies, tattoo herself, steal cars, and swap blood, all while wearing very little clothing. Now Suzie Homemaker is making projects that sound like boring breakfast cereals, Atlas Shrugged, The Good Shephard, and Mighty Heart. Here’s some advice: America loved you because you’re a statuasque headstrong badass. You’re a movie star, Angie, not an art house queen. There is a world of difference.
Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Well I think Angi’s just trying to branch out as an actor. I mean, lets face it, she’s done the ‘I’m a tough chick’ thing, and now she wants to show her nurturing side (whether it’s there or not). Remember, she has kids now and has to set a good example.
That’s a decent point Bob, but allow me to retort…you are a wussy, and a suck-up. Angi, has done more than enough to make her kids the happiest ones on earth. They don’t need Hallmark caliber movies; they need food, shelter, and the bare essentials. And by the way Bob, give it up, Angi will never go out with you…ever.