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Attention whore, Britney Spears, got ass-fat injected into her lips over the weekend. She then led the paparazzi parade through the Valley before finally stopping for a drum of ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery to cool her swollen lips. Oh yeah, she also ran over a photographer’s foot while distracted, trying to hide her lips.

Leo Says:
First of all, who gives a shit. Some people are claiming this is a botched lip job, but honestly has anyone ever seen a lip job that looks good? No. Don’t for a minute let Brit fool you: the lip job is merely a distraction to keep our attention off her weight gain, drug problems, and newly receding hairline.