Future looking bright for Reese.

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John says:
We go behind the scenes as Reese Witherspoon poses for Avon’s new Global Ambassador campaign. Reese is putting the past behind her and looking damn good. I didn’t know that Avon, a beauty corporation, had the clout to name somebody a ‘Global Ambassador’. Hold on. Just in to the Derober world headquarters: Bob the Bitch has been named Rosco’s Fried Chicken’s Global Ambassador. He’ll be parading around the globe advertising the health benefits of fried chicken for the 21st century. Congratulations Bob and Reese, we couldn’t think of anybody more qualified for these bullshit positions.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Hey there’s nothing bullshit about fried Chicken, or Reese.

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