Derober

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Screenshot courtesy of britneyspears.com

Britney Spears and K-Fed met in court on Friday for another child custody shit show. Brit once again proved she was insane all while trying to prove her competence as a mother. Really quite impressive:

When asked by an “Extra” reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “”Eat it, lick it, snort it, f**k it!” Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.

Leo:
The power of Christ Compels You! Someone call for an Exorcism -this bitch is possessed.
I know it sounds horrible, but I have a vision that this poor girl will soon have an E! “True Hollywood Story”, ending in her tragic death if she doesn’t disappear Johnny Depp style for about 3-4 years. She could always flee to David Copperfield‘s private island…I heard that’s pretty secluded and safe.