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John:
Rachael Ray, the sellout who taught us not to tip for 40 Dollars a Day, is the new pitchwoman for Dunkin’ Donuts. What’s worse is that on October 14th Rachael launched the Web site www.yum-o.org . Yum-O is a nonprofit organization encouraging children and their families to develop healthy relationships with food and cooking. Are you kidding? The president for Dunkin’ Donuts says that Rachael will help develop “better food choices” for the chain. That’s like what Big Tobacco said when they developed light cigarettes, right? I’m sure money had nothing to do with her selling out. More Rachael on Derober’s home page.

Anthony Bordain, the culinary host of No Reservations fired back at Rachael last week:

“She’s got a magazine, a TV empire, all these best-selling books - I’m guessing she’s not hurting for money. She’s hugely influential, particularly with children. And she’s endorsing Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s like endorsing crack for kids.” Bourdain adds: “I’m not a very ethical guy. I don’t have a lot of principles. But somehow that seems to me over the line. Juvenile diabetes has exploded. Half of Americans don’t have necks. And she’s up there saying, ‘Eat some [bleeping] Dunkin’ Donuts. You look great in that swimsuit - eat another doughnut!’ That’s evil.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Good Lord Hayden, you are photogenic. And more than that you are a saint. Hero’s Teen queen Haden Panettiere took time out of her busy schedule last weekend and flew all the way to Japan (this whole other country) to participate in Dave Rastovich’s annual Dolphin & Whale Cove Peaceful Demonstration. And though my malcontent for ‘Free Willy’, and everything whales has been well documented, I can’t help but root for a cause headed by my future girlfriend. That’s right, whales are more than just comfortable slippers I wear…they’re animals too.

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Sienna Miller, famous for making cool movies vs. Jemima Khan, famous for being Hugh Grant’s girlfriend. The designer, Chanel. The victor? You decide.

John:
I’m going with Sienna on this one. Yes, the dress is chic. But my reason is even better: In a recent interview, Sienna said, “I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re f-cking animals.” Sienna is really just a very sexy man. Wait. OK, I’m not voting for Sienna anymore.

more at twiigs.com…

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Celebretard, Nicole Richie, was spotted smoking AGAIN. Not really a big deal, except she’s pregnant -with a possible human baby. Although if it’s not human, I’m sure the baby alien doesn’t appreciate the nicotine either.
The New York Post reports,

“…[she] exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who’s at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.”

Leo:
I used to think Lional Richie was the man…now I just think he’s a douche for raising such reject.

John:
Yeah, Nicole’s dad, where where you during this girl’s formidable years? Huh? Were ya’ too busy dancing on the ceiling? I’m sure Lionel (father) probably told his daughter, “Don’t worry about it, princess, your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you and you turned out great.” Remember, you’re smoking for two now, little Nicky. Good work, Lionel, you raised a real class dame.

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Britney Spears and K-Fed met in court on Friday for another child custody shit show. Brit once again proved she was insane all while trying to prove her competence as a mother. Really quite impressive:

When asked by an “Extra” reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “”Eat it, lick it, snort it, f**k it!” Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.

Leo:
The power of Christ Compels You! Someone call for an Exorcism -this bitch is possessed.
I know it sounds horrible, but I have a vision that this poor girl will soon have an E! “True Hollywood Story”, ending in her tragic death if she doesn’t disappear Johnny Depp style for about 3-4 years. She could always flee to David Copperfield’s private island…I heard that’s pretty secluded and safe.

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