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John says:
We go behind the scenes as Reese Witherspoon poses for Avon’s new Global Ambassador campaign. Reese is putting the past behind her and looking damn good. I didn’t know that Avon, a beauty corporation, had the clout to name somebody a ‘Global Ambassador’. Hold on. Just in to the Derober world headquarters: Bob the Bitch has been named Rosco’s Fried Chicken’s Global Ambassador. He’ll be parading around the globe advertising the health benefits of fried chicken for the 21st century. Congratulations Bob and Reese, we couldn’t think of anybody more qualified for these bullshit positions.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Hey there’s nothing bullshit about fried Chicken, or Reese.

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Halle Boobie Berry and her baby-to-be arrived safely in London for the premiere of her new movie, ‘Things We Lost in the Fire’. The much anticipated sequel to last year’s, ‘Things We Lost in my Boobs.’ The Derober’s are just glad that her luggage made it to London safely too. If she was trying to take attention off of her anti-semetic slur on the Tonight Show last week -it worked.

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Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild and self-made crappy celebrity, is still in a Pensecola Florida jail for countless charges of filming underage girls in the buff. The self-proclaimed marketing czar is now concocting a marketing campaign from his jail cell to expose his injustice.

“I have been vilified!”

Claims Francis.

Leo says:
No Joe, you have been a dumbass. You were blinded by greed. You also forgot you were filming nude tweens and then selling the videos to the public in THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -not Uzbekistan.
I don’t have the Constitution memorized by any means, but I do know you can’t even THINK about underage girls, let alone get them drunk, bribe them, and film them having a six-some. Drop the soap sleezebucket.

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Kim Kardashian celebrates her 27th Birthday Party at Les Deux on October 21st. Isn’t it nice to see some real talent becoming famous in Hollywood. No more rich and famous fathers pumping money and fame into their children like a celebrity gas pump. Just true hard work and ability. Oh…oh wait, Kim’s father is rich…oh he’s also one of the famous lawyers who defended OJ Simpson during the Niccole Simpson murder trial…? Shit. Well at least she’s smokin hot. Did we mention she’s slated to do a Playboy centerfold in the near future?

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Kim Kardashian has her own reality television show about her and her rich family. Isn’t that just touching. Hey, why don’t we all just crown her the new Paris Hilton; she obviously copied Paris’ every move. A sex tape, no talent, has a rich ass father, and has been pampered all her life. God, I pray I see the day when a wrecking ball coincidentally collides into her enormous fake ass. More Kim? Check out our homepage

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John says:
Tom Cruise stood by himself at the premier of ‘Lions and Lambs‘ at the Rome Film festival. We don’t know why Tom is the way he is. My guess is that he was a bed-wetter well into his teens. Leo has his own theories. The guy has made some great movies and you can’t take that away from him. But he is just about 1/4 bat-shit-crazy. And that’s just enough for the Derobers to make the sky fall down on you, Tommy.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
You know what, I don’t care what people say about Tom Cruise, I still like him. I mean sure scientology has made him a bit of a nut job, and he can fly off the handle at a whim. But I have something to say in his defense, who else has been in all the best movies, and been the biggest star on earth for the last 20+ years?? That’s right, nobody. And he’s not a bad actor either. Lets face it, the man was meant to be a star. Who wouldn’t go a little crazy after living most of their life as the most worshipped man in the world? I’m drawing my line in the sand…but who will cast the first stone??

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