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The Sopranos creator, David Chase, finally breaks his silence about the controversial Sopranos series finally and strongly hints that Tony was not whacked. In a story released by the Associated Press on MSN.com,

“Chase says the New Jersey mob boss “had been people’s alter ego. They had gleefully watched him rob, kill, pillage, lie and cheat. They had cheered him on. And then, all of a sudden, they wanted to see him punished for all that. They wanted ‘justice’…

“The pathetic thing — to me — was how much they wanted HIS blood, after cheering him on for eight years.”

In the days, and even weeks, after the finale aired June 10, “Sopranos” wonks combed that episode for buried clues, concocting wild theories. (Was this some sort of “Last Supper” reimagined with Tony, wife Carmela, son A.J. and daughter Meadow?)

Chase insists that what you saw (and didn’t see) is what you get.

“There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,’” he declares.”

Chase even goes on to comment on the memorable “Don’t Stop Believing” blackout,

“Originally, I didn’t want any credits at all,” says Chase. “I just wanted the black screen to go the length of the credits — all the way to the HBO `whoosh’ sound. But the Directors Guild wouldn’t give us a waiver.”

Leo Says:
I can’t believe Tony didn’t fall flat on his bloody face in onion rings after the “blackout”. I thought for sure he was swiss cheese. (sorry I’m hungry right now) BUT I was wrong, as are millions of other people today. For the record, this does not in any way discount the fact that how the series ended in dark silence was PURE GENIUS! Bravo Chase. You made people mad, sad, happy and confused in a Hollywood second -not an easy thing to do.

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Attention whore, Britney Spears, got ass-fat injected into her lips over the weekend. She then led the paparazzi parade through the Valley before finally stopping for a drum of ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery to cool her swollen lips. Oh yeah, she also ran over a photographer’s foot while distracted, trying to hide her lips.

Leo Says:
First of all, who gives a shit. Some people are claiming this is a botched lip job, but honestly has anyone ever seen a lip job that looks good? No. Don’t for a minute let Brit fool you: the lip job is merely a distraction to keep our attention off her weight gain, drug problems, and newly receding hairline.

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John Says:
Emmy Rossum showed up at the Redbook Strength and Spirit Awards in NYC looking beautiful. Her new CD drops today. We’ll see she can sing as good as she acts. We wish her the best.

Leo Says:
John, do you even know the name of her new CD? It’s Inside Out by the way. She looks decent I guess. And who cares if she can sing or not? Like her song Anymore says, “I will not let you define everything I am by one thing I don’t have.” Do you wish her the best, John? Do you really?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
In a recent interview, Chris Angel told OK magazine that he originally had a hand in helping Britney Spears’ comeback at this years VMA awards. But after Britney failed to commit to the project Angel pulled out at the last second, leaving Britney out to dry in that epically awful performance. I must say I’m surprised to see Chris making such good decisions based on the amount of heroin he must be ingesting every day. Look at you, that’s not magic, it’s witch craft. You think maybe you could clean up your act before your new television show ‘Phenomenon’ opens tomorrow night on MBC. PS–you don’t look cool…you look like a douche bag.

John Says:
Bob, you dumb bastard. Am I hearing a little sarcasm, here? Chris angel is a real phenomenon. He can levitate ponies and ride unicorns and everybody knows it. He’s not a douche bag. (You’re not a huge douche bag, Chris.) Bob just gets a little excited when we let him out of his cage so he can post something crappy on our blog. Just know than the views and opinions expressed by ‘Bob the Bitch’ are not shared by the staff at Derober. They are the maverick opinions of a sad, lonely orphan named Bob. Go get ‘em Chris, ya’ big bad douche badass.

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