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Dee:
It’s official. Reese Witherspoon is loaded. The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that this year’s highest paid actress is none other than Reese herself, who made a wopping 15-20 million. Just behind her were the likes of Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, and Halle Berry, but no one could contend with Reese’s jawline. Personally, when I think of Reese I always imagine her trying to gouge my eyes out with her chin, but maybe I’m just paranoid.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
Every time I think of Reese I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. I guess I’ve never been the same since Legally Blond 2 came out–the nightmares…oh God the nightmares.

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Dee:
Before rolling over the photo below, try and guess who’s healthy butt this is.

more at twiigs.com…

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Dee:
Does a bear shit in the woods Doug? Akon is facing criminal charges for launching a fan off stage onto another fan. Abby Rosa, the poor girl on the receiving end of the human toss got a concussion and is rightfully suing Akon. According the MSN.com, the criminal charges slapped on this guy are: endangering the welfare of a minor, and second-degree harassment. Take him for all he’s worth Abby!!!

Leo:
Let’s not forget Akon also drew criticism for grinding on a 14 year old during a concert in April. To which he argued he didn’t know she was underage. The old Michael Jackson defense. We can only hope a part time vigilante gives this half-wit his come-up-ins.

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Dee:
Mischa Barton, MIA since her last nipple slip, reemerges here looking very sexy. This does not exempt the fact that Mischa is clown shoes. Wanna’ know why? Take it from here, John.

John:
Thank you, Dee. Ahem, The title of this photo is ‘This one’s got legs.’ Mischa is notoriously insecure about her stems as you can see in this In Style piece aptly titled ‘Mischa Barton hates her legs.’ So, in an effort to make Mischa feel better about her legs, Mischa’s publicist dictated the title of the photo to ‘Arena’. ‘Arena’ then handed the raw photo to their in-house retoucher who make Mischa’s legs look like little digital heavens thus making Mischa feel better about herself, and the readers of ‘Arena’ feel terrible about themselves. Get it? Clown Shoes.

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Dee:
Paris Hilton took her new Bo out for dinner and a movie, and even introduced new boy-toy Alex Vaggo to the parents before crashing at a hotel. Amazing Paris, you managed to find a complete carbon copy of yourself in male form. Bravo.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh look at Vag Vaggo, he’s so adorable. Do all Swedish cavemen come with chiseled jaws. Or is that come seperate?

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