Alli Sims’ Fat Cousin
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Leo:
Remember the days when you used to look up to Britney for her work ethic, fashion sense and metabolism. Those days are dust in the wind. I knew Brit has been binging on Kentucky Fried Chicken, but I had no idea she ate Colonel Sanders himself. Let’s not overlook that whoever made that costume in the first place should be shot on site. Stay home Britney, I’m sick of writing about you and your eff’d up family.
John:
Land walker - A machine so enormous in size that it displaces the earth beneath as it moves.

Hills part II
Lohan ala Marilyn NSFW
Jennifer Aniston bikini
Kate talks dirty
Mariah staged topless

Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
Jamie Lynn Spears -$
Keifer Sutherland $$
Kirsten Dunst -$
Larry David $$
Luke Wilson $$
Pink -$
Plaxico Burress -$
Charlie Sheen $$
Julia Roberts $$
Britney Spears
Justin Timberlake
Christina Aguilera
Michael Jackson
Paris Hilton
Playboy Mansion
Tom & Katie Holmes
John Travolta
