Paris has cute yellow eyes…but where have I seen them before?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, Panthers! I’ve seen those eyes on a panthers. That’s right Paris, wearing yellow contacts will not be tolerated in the panther nation. As you can see, Panthers will swiftly respond by collecting your f**king head. That being said, Paris did look sexy hosting the Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. (She was paid $25,000 to attend the party by the way). But for future reference, never steal the eyes of a predatory animal. They will take offense, and they will find you…

Bob, you superficial little tart. Why do you care what Paris does with her eyes? Those eyes have seen things no woman should see. I wouldn’t want to see my reality in high-def if I were Paris either.

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Comment (1) “Paris has cute yellow eyes…but where have I seen them before?”

Ned RyersonNovember 2, 2007 @ 7:59 pm

HAHA, it’s funny cause I had a dream that that happened just the other day. Gotta love the healing power of panthers.

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