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Paris has cute yellow eyes…but where have I seen them before?

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November 1st, 2007

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, Panthers! I’ve seen those eyes on a panthers. That’s right Paris, wearing yellow contacts will not be tolerated in the panther nation. As you can see, Panthers will swiftly respond by collecting your f**king head. That being said, Paris did look sexy hosting the Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. (She was paid $25,000 to attend the party by the way). But for future reference, never steal the eyes of a predatory animal. They will take offense, and they will find you…

John:
Bob, you superficial little tart. Why do you care what Paris does with her eyes? Those eyes have seen things no woman should see. I wouldn’t want to see my reality in high-def if I were Paris either.

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