Did the Duffster get implants? Doubtful…but what if?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Teen queen, and notorious bad tipper, Hilary Duff is starting to look awfully robust in the chestal region as of late. Now, I couldn’t say, with ANY amount of certainty, that she had breast implants installed, but what I can say is that the thought of two water balloons used instead of implants brings a frightful tear of joy to my eye. Sometimes the Derober X-Ray machine is more than just insightful; sometimes, dare I say, it’s just plain fun.

So you have no frame of reference, Bob. You’re like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie –What’s my point? Bob you probably think boobs, real or fake, feel like water balloons. I’m with ya Hillary -water balloons or not.

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Comments (6) “Did the Duffster get implants? Doubtful…but what if?”

KikiNovember 2, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

You guys clearly need a woman’s perspective here…Poor naive little boys. You see a newly busty chick and assume she’s gotten implants? What is it, 1995? Don’t you both know the many, many tricks girls can pull out of their trusty Gucci bags? Let’s first start with the amazing and wonderful “chicken cutlets.” Then of course there’s the oh so painful, but cheaper, ducktape maneuver. Natural boob enhancement illusions are the new black. Duh.

janedoeNovember 2, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

I’m sorry, you sound small breasted….but it’s about time women tapped into the healing powers of ducktape.

KikiNovember 2, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

Hey Jane Doe, how about you reveal your real name? I’m fortunate enough to have never had to use the aforementioned techniques and yet I still know them. And you know why? Because EVERYONE does. Oh wait, I’m sorry. Except for you, that is.

Bob 'The Bitch'November 2, 2007 @ 7:55 pm

Kiki, I never claimed that she actually got implants (and she didn’t), it was a hypothetical post. Many of our posts are rooted in funny situations that aren’t in fact true. In this one, I just thought it made me laugh to put water balloons in place of implants…cause I have a sick sense of humor sometimes. That’s me. I respect your insite, and would love to hear back from you more. But remember to excersise caution when viewing our posts, cause it’s “Celebrity Gossib with a Twist”, remember. Thanks anyways. And I’m serious

KikiNovember 3, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

Bob, I was being insanely sarcastic! After all, it’s not a successful celeb blog if you don’t stir up a little controversy right? I love Derober and all that it represents. And to show how much respect I have for YOUR insight, I’m going to let the spelling errors go… (i.e. excersise, insite) After all, my loyalty is unconditional. 🙂

Bob 'The Bitch'November 3, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

yeah, spelling…about that

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