Somebody has a crush on Kelly…

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Kelly Clarkson showed up at the Motorola Party last night looking beautiful in Juicy Couture. Kelly also performed at the event by all accounts was amazing. But there is a more pressing issue at hand, readers. John, our sarcastic little co-worker has a huge crush on Kelly. As many of you know, he met Kelly recently and stuck his foot so far into his mouth, I think his shoe is still in there. He wants another chance…a redo. Let’s get the word out. Use the chat rooms and email. Let the people decide. If we can generate enough interest in this, maybe Jonny will get his chance. That idiot who wanted a date with Drew Barrymore got his. Since the Derobers’ indentities are a secret, the rollover picture below is the best you’re going to get. If you want my opinion on John, I’ll say this. He’s cute and rather harmless. But Kelly-worthy. I dunno’. That’s up to you.
For excerpts of the original meeting, click here and scroll down.

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If I could go back in time to that hiking trail, instead of putting my foot in my mouth, I guess I’d just tell the girl that I think she’s just plain talented. And in this city full of over-hyped hacks and bubble gum princesses, it’s refreshing to know that somebody like Kelly is out there with her head screwed on right and a beautiful voice to boot. Lots of people are writing in pleading for the full story. Here’s the deal, if we get over a thousand votes, I will share. I can honestly say I really hope that never happens. Ever.

Comments (2) “Somebody has a crush on Kelly…”

jannabethNovember 10, 2007 @ 8:41 am

kelly definately rocks, i’d want in on that.

MsCortneyLeighJanuary 8, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

Looks like you have over 1000 total votes, and by now you’ve mastered the diving, read a book, and sucessfully become a better person. Judging by the comment above, you’ve even got a possible Ménage à trois out of your Kelly date. So when is it?!


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