Derober

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Dee:
Avril Lavigne showed up at the AMA’s looking exactly like the white-trash youths I saw last weekend at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Judging by those raccoon eyes, I’m guessing she has heard of makeup. I think she might have missed a spot in the neck area. That’s the place where her husband attached his mouth like a Hoover vacuum during the limo ride. Classy.

John:
Dee! Who crapped in your Cheerios this morning? It is true that if Avril painted her face gold and stood really still, she could make $50 a day in Times Square, easy. But who really cares? It could be a birth mark. If not, Get some, Avril!