I spy…

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Avril Lavigne showed up at the AMA’s looking exactly like the white-trash youths I saw last weekend at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Judging by those raccoon eyes, I’m guessing she has heard of makeup. I think she might have missed a spot in the neck area. That’s the place where her husband attached his mouth like a Hoover vacuum during the limo ride. Classy.

Dee! Who crapped in your Cheerios this morning? It is true that if Avril painted her face gold and stood really still, she could make $50 a day in Times Square, easy. But who really cares? It could be a birth mark. If not, Get some, Avril!

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