How DOES Beyonce keep that booty in check??

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Everyone’s favorite bootylicious love puppet Beyonce Knowles strutted down the red carpet at the American Music Awards last weekend in a beautiful golden dress. It’s no wonder men everywhere keep going back to the proverbial well that is Beyonce’s voluptuous behind. Good for you girl, work that thing for all it’s worth.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Beyonce’s butt terrifies me. If I saw that semi-truck backing in to me on the street I’d seek shelter immediately. Because the damage that thing could inflict upon a meer mortal is devastating. It would be like a stack of 2-4s smacking you square in your face. An elephant popping a squat right on your head. Or a wrecking ball blind-siding you. Like I said, terrifying.

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