Britney Spears has a date–but with who??

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This just in, Britney Spears is reportedly dating again. Who you ask, a writer, a director, a producer a…waiter? According to Life & Style Weekly the two have been dating privately for two whole weeks (how’d they pull that off). The man’s name is Death Michael Marchand and Life & Style reported, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.”
Wow, Britney couldn’t pick a better time to get back in the saddle. Drug allegations, child custody, money shortages…etc. Good luck though Brit.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So Brit has a new man on retainer, err I mean ‘They are enamored with each other’. It just goes to show you that even the world’s most out of control white trash, can still land a date if they’re loaded. Gee, life must be simple at the top.

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