~ roll mouse over old hag to Derobe ~
Photos courtesy of wwtdd.com
We all have our good days and bad (except for me) but I vote we remove the title “Supermodel” from Helena Christensen from this day forward. The Supermodel Guidebook clearly indicates in Chapter 5, Section 3, Article 3.zed.41:
“If you present yourself as a tired, worn-down, old, beat-up, hooker in public you are no longer a Supermodel.”
So it’s decided: Helena has been officially downgraded from “Supermodel” and is now only a “Model”. The title of “Model” is also currently under review.
If you are reading this, please wipe away your tears and reference the photos below and take notes on how hot you used to be. Get your shit together and call me -we have work to do.