“Supermodel” Helena Christensen is far from super

~ roll mouse over old hag to Derobe ~

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Photos courtesy of wwtdd.com

Dee:

We all have our good days and bad (except for me) but I vote we remove the title “Supermodel” from Helena Christensen from this day forward. The Supermodel Guidebook clearly indicates in Chapter 5, Section 3, Article 3.zed.41:

“If you present yourself as a tired, worn-down, old, beat-up, hooker in public you are no longer a Supermodel.”

So it’s decided: Helena has been officially downgraded from “Supermodel” and is now only a “Model”. The title of “Model” is also currently under review.

Leo:

Dear Helena,
If you are reading this, please wipe away your tears and reference the photos below and take notes on how hot you used to be. Get your shit together and call me -we have work to do.

Comment (1) ““Supermodel” Helena Christensen is far from super”

charlieJuly 17, 2009 @ 4:50 pm

who the fuck do you think you are?
she is the most amazing woman, still utterly sexy and down to earth, not all plastic like you probably would prefer. get off your high horse and get a life.

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