Derober

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Dee:
Derober’s John is itching to comment. Before he does, let me say that we all know John Mayer is strait and having some fun with the paps on his way to Butter in NY.

John:
Somewhere, thousands of young girls in John Mayer’s fan club are feeling betrayed. They are tearing their old ticket stubs out of their journals and throwing them away. I always knew this guy was queer as a football bat. Not that there is anything wrong with that. My roommate is a football bat. But his addiction to young Philipino boys is finally rearing its ugly head. Have a good cry, girls. Get it all out.