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Photo courtesy of dailystab.com
Dee:
Mischa Barton, MIA since her last nipple slip, reemerges here looking very sexy. This does not exempt the fact that Mischa is clown shoes. Wanna’ know why? Take it from here, John.

John:
Thank you, Dee. Ahem, The title of this photo is ‘This one’s got legs.’ Mischa is notoriously insecure about her stems as you can see in this In Style piece aptly titled ‘Mischa Barton hates her legs.’ So, in an effort to make Mischa feel better about her legs, Mischa’s publicist dictated the title of the photo to ‘Arena’. ‘Arena’ then handed the raw photo to their in-house retoucher who make Mischa’s legs look like little digital heavens thus making Mischa feel better about herself, and the readers of ‘Arena’ feel terrible about themselves. Get it? Clown Shoes.