Natalie Portman gets retouched.

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Natalie Portman is beautiful. She poses here for New York Times Style Magazine. The article comes out Sunday, but the pics have arrived. If I had to choose one woman make out with, I’d choose Angelina Jolie. But if I had to choose two, Natalie would be a very close second.

I can see the post production artists/dorks having a laugh, “Hey Bill, check this out. Instead of a dove, I made a dragon. Ha. It’s gonna’ eat her.” I’d love to make smartass comment about Natalie but I can’t. She’s the anti-Britney. I’d wife her but she’s just too clean for me. Like Dee, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

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