Derober

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Dee:
It’s official. Reese Witherspoon is loaded. The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that this year’s highest paid actress is none other than Reese herself, who made a wopping 15-20 million. Just behind her were the likes of Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, and Halle Berry, but no one could contend with Reese’s jawline. Personally, when I think of Reese I always imagine her trying to gouge my eyes out with her chin, but maybe I’m just paranoid.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
Every time I think of Reese I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. I guess I’ve never been the same since Legally Blond 2 came out–the nightmares…oh God the nightmares.