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Dee:
Finally, a positive story to report. Late night TV legend David Letterman announced to his staff yesterday that he will be taking money out of his own pockets to pay all of their salaries till the end of the year, while this awful writers’ strike rages on. This is a defiant move on Dave’s part as many of the networks have already threatened to fire all the staffs of the talk shows. It’s a real ‘Up-yours’ to the networks who are a acting like a hound of teenage bullies. Way to go Dave.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
You’ve got to be kidding me, I always knew Dave was my favorite TV show host, I just never knew why until now. Dave’s got a pair of brass ones. And that’s what it takes to combat these big-shot executives and producers who think it’s their birth-right to walk all over everyone else. Keep fighting the good fight, Dave.

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Dee:
Has-been tennis star, Bjorn Borg, launched his new line of underwear at MTV’s Gallery in Sydney yesterday.
Victims Models, Nathan Secombe and Tarin Williams hide their feelings of shame and inadequacy well throughout the entire shoot.

Leo:
I barely remember B-squared growing up. I’ve always had this vision of the tennis great: a wooden racket yielding Jesus wearing tight white shorts and a headband… Now I think of shit-stained underwear and head-on collisions.

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Dee:
Upcoming Joker, and sometimes cute Heath Ledger arrived in New York last night for the premier of his new film I’m Not There. And based on this pic, I couldn’t agree more with the title of the movie.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Heath I want you to know I tried my damndist to find on frontal picture of a retarded looking fish that I could lop on top of your face here. I mean, I really think you deserved to morph into a fish for this ridiculous looking photo. But I guess I can settle with this craptastic photo of you as a dunce child. It’ll play.

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Dee:
Everyone’s favorite train wreck, Britney Spears, recently failed a court ordered drug test. Her camp first argued that a false positive may have occurred because Britney took a drug called Provigil which may have been detected during testing. However, Provigil does not show up on court-ordered drug tests unless they are specifically looking for it–which they weren’t. What they did find were traces of amphetamine? Amphetamine is used in drugs like cocaine, meth, crack, and speed (to name a few). So now Britney’s camp, on full spin-control, have blamed the failed drug test on Albuterol, an asthma drug. And although Britney doesn’t have asthma she does use inhalers as an appetite suppressant (not really working). However, albuterol isn’t an amphetamine, like the amphetamine that showed up on her failed drug test. Brit stop the lies, you are SOL.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Wow Brit, it takes an amazing amount of will power to bullshit in front of the entire world as the evidence piles up against you–but hey, if it worked for OJ why not you–oops, I went there. You know, why not go one step further while you’re at it. Why not blame it on stress from your recent divorce and loss of your kids. Maybe while you slept your baby actually managed to inject you with an unsterilized needle full of heroin. Hell, maybe it was a pet…you know dogs these days, they’ll do anything for attention. Britney stop it, no one believes you. You’re two scoops away from a Michael-Jackson sundae.

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