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Dee:
This breaking story of Amy Winehouse’s house being raided last Thursday is all the buzz. Apparently, just hours after police raided their London house, Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake, was picked up by police and sent straight to jail for attempting to “interfere with justice.” The Police had set up a sting operation and secretly videotaped meetings with the Wino’s husband in which he tried to bribe a man, that he had previously assaulted from not testifying at the impending trial or cooperating with police–kinda Mafia like. And all this bribery at the healthy price of $400,000. The singer was with her husband when he was arrested. Winehouse openly wept and screamed at police, “I want to go with him.” Sorry Amy, you’ll get through this.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok, so I think I’ve seen this pattern before. Guy meets girl; girl falls in love with guy; guy screws girl over and gets their home raided by cops; guy goes to jail, girl is sad; girl realizes she’s multi-millionaire and buys new guy. Ahhh, love.

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Dee:
Ya know, summer-teeth: some are here, some are there…get it?! No? ok.
Shitty jokes aside, Jewel showed up at the 2007 Country Music Awards looking stunning as usual with her funky grill and botched boob job. But what if….?

Leo:
I know it’s her trademark, but I wonder if her husband, Ty Murray, has ever casually brought up fixing that British mug of hers? And if he has, how hard he got bitch-slapped.

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Dee:
Kelly Clarkson showed up at the Motorola Party last night looking beautiful in Juicy Couture. Kelly also performed at the event by all accounts was amazing. But there is a more pressing issue at hand, readers. John, our sarcastic little co-worker has a huge crush on Kelly. As many of you know, he met Kelly recently and stuck his foot so far into his mouth, I think his shoe is still in there. He wants another chance…a redo. Let’s get the word out. Use the chat rooms and email. Let the people decide. If we can generate enough interest in this, maybe Jonny will get his chance. That idiot who wanted a date with Drew Barrymore got his. Since the Derobers’ indentities are a secret, the rollover picture below is the best you’re going to get. If you want my opinion on John, I’ll say this. He’s cute and rather harmless. But Kelly-worthy. I dunno’. That’s up to you.
For excerpts of the original meeting, click here and scroll down.

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John:
If I could go back in time to that hiking trail, instead of putting my foot in my mouth, I guess I’d just tell the girl that I think she’s just plain talented. And in this city full of over-hyped hacks and bubble gum princesses, it’s refreshing to know that somebody like Kelly is out there with her head screwed on right and a beautiful voice to boot. Lots of people are writing in pleading for the full story. Here’s the deal, if we get over a thousand votes, I will share. I can honestly say I really hope that never happens. Ever.

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Dee:
Actor Fabio was dining with friends at Madeo in LA when one of them took a picture close to a table Clooney was sharing with his girlfriend Sarah Larson.

According to In Touch Weekly magazine, Clooney thought the photographer was trying to take shots of him and asked her to stop — a request that annoyed his fellow diner.

The magazine reports Fabio went over to Clooney’s table to explain, but the conversation became heated, and the long-haired actor was overheard telling the “Ocean’s Eleven” star, “I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!”
The encounter reportedly prompted angry Clooney to stand up and approach Fabio.
An eyewitness tells In Touch, “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand.
“George looked annoyed. … George was drinking but he wasn’t drunk.”

John:
Yes! This is the kind of hysterical stuff that can only happen in LA. How surreal must that have been? A romance novel sex symbol (in the twilight of his career) and George Clooney about to fight. And Fabio calls George a Diva! Was it backwards day? I would have paid good money to be a fly on the wall at Madeo’s.

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