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Dee:
Although Rihanna appears to be a pro at feeling up chics, she is reportedly head over heals for Josh Hartnett. This news, by the way came from her own dirty mouth,

“He is so hot and he is really sweet to me…” “When we hang out it feels right – even though it’s pretty new. I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends… I have so fallen for him, he’s lovely.”

Josh most likely responded by saying,

“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do have a girl who would be pretty mad if she heard me say that.”

Leo:
I think Josh Hartnett is a douche, but I have no concrete evidence to back up this opinion…damn.

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Dee
Over the weekend, Hero’s star Hayden Panettiere took time out of her busy schedule to deliver pizza to the front door step of the paparazzi. Whether it was a publicity stunt, a way of keeping up relations with the razzi’s, or just a genuine act of kindness, Hayden seems to be rubbing everybody the right way these days.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
Well Dee, allow me to weigh in. She hates the paparazzi, and not just a little but alot. She can’t stand that she has to rely on their assistance to raise her status from teen queen to A-list celebrity. If she did what she really wanted to do, she would deliver a healthy serving of death and destruction. Oh Hay-Hay, how I see right through the lies. Don’t deny it, you’re a puppeteer right now…it’s time to cut those strings.

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Dee:
Paris Hilton is trick-or-treating her way across the globe. First it was Moscow to promote Plastinina’s childish clothing line for 2 milion dollars. Now, Paris and Nikki Hilton are in Roppongi, Tokyo to promote pal Samantha Thavasa’s handbags and accessories. They are being paid $500,000 each to show up and mingle. I used to like those handbags.

John:
No more Mr. Nice John. Your gonna’ get it now, Paris, both barrels. Does anybody know where Paris is supposed to be right now? Rwanda. Yep. She was supposed to leave last week for the impoverished country to represent ‘The Playing for Good Foundation’, which links businesses and celebs with a multitude of charities benefiting children and families in need. Now, ‘Playing for Good’ claims they had to reschedule Paris but don’t believe a single word. Paris simply prefers the almighty corporate dollar to real issues. So much for post-prison-Paris who wanted to “help others.” Paris is in it for #1. Period. If anybody has a Samantha Thavasa’s bag, please take it back to the store and send the cash to Rwanda. Any purchase of those bags just lines Paris’ already deep pockets.
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John:
Jay-Z, Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri attend a party hosted by Jay-Z in Atlanta. According to one of our spies:

“Jay was signing autographs and pouring champaign. At one point walked up on my boy, handed him a $20, and said “Get a drink. No empty hands tonight, son.”

Jay is promoting his new album, “American Gangster,” which is “inspired” by the movie. An industry insider says,

“He is scrambling - the first single, ‘Blue Magic,’ isn’t being played on radio. It’s the first time in his career he’s not doing well.”

We say, F that. Give ‘em the wood, Jay. You have the gift and the platinum records to back it up. Our white asses will continue to dance awkwardly to your music until you stop making it.

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Dee:
Uber-rich, Larry David dined at Mr Chow the other night and told paparazzi to,

“Keep the cameras on me because I’m going to leave an enormous tip. “

The valet declined to comment on how much David forked over, but we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Leo:
Love me some ‘Curb’ -I was glad to hear Larry David actually tips well (so HE says) but I don’t buy it. The guy is notorious for being a cheapskate and he’ll always have it in him.

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