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Dee:
Vince Vaughn posed for the cameras at the premier of his new Warner Brothers movie ‘Fred Claus’, which was held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater last Saturday in Hollywood. He looks better these days. Much less plump around the edges like he has been looking ever since he quit smoking. Good for you Vince, make those kids proud.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me get this straight, Vince Vaughn is going to play Santa Claus’ brother in a holiday movie for the kids. Gee, I wonder why the change of pace Vince…..it wouldn’t by chance be–MONEY!!! Reports estimate that Vaughn will be raking in his first 20 million dollar pay check for his role in the movie. So raise your glass, Vince, and toast for the money–I mean, for the kids. Yeah, it’s all about those kids.

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Dee:
I’m looking at this and the only thing I think is, “Who was taking these photos?” Did they grab a friend and ask her to take some “real low quality, gritty shit.” This is the kind of white trash behavior I’d expect to see at a Six Flags theme park, not Santa Monica. Frankly, they both look like they could use some vitamin C.

John:
Yes, this is disgusting. It looks like it’s difficult for these two to even stand up for long periods of time. As I watch these two conspire about how their going to score some coke, I wonder how long it will be until these two implode like a dying star?
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Dee:
Monday’s ‘Tyra’ was dedicated to the woman’s nether regions and sure enough every man in the world tuned in to figure out the woman’s rubik’s cube. This hour long vagina fest was dubbed, “Ground Zero” by Tyra Banks:

“I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important. We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

Leo:
For once my attention was taken off of Tyra’s other landing strip: her ginormous forehead.

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John:
Hollywood’s A-List turned out for theSouthland Tales premiere. Soooo much fun! The bash was sponsored by ‘Airborne’ so it was funny to see everybody boosting their immune systems while waiting for a drink. I don’t know what it is about Bai Ling, but I believe she brings out the animal in us all. I was too scared to get within arms reach of her for obvious reasons. Other celebs in attendance included Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dwayne Johnson (The Rock), Nora Dunn, Michelle Trachtenberg, Cheri Oteri, Kevin Smith (very cool), and Julie Delphy.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Michelle Trachtenberg flies the friendly skies. And I must admit, there’s just something about a woman in uniform that cuts to the core of me. Well, that and the fact the blue-eyed seductress is absolutely gorgeous. I’d be her flight attendant anytime.
PS–I loved her in Ice Princess , and don’t care what anybody says to me about that. And for anyone curious, she kept her nerves under control when she met me. You can see Michelle soon enough in an up-and-coming show called The Hill.

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Leo:
Although Halloween is dead and gone, Sarah Michelle Gellar seen here with The Rock and Richard Kelly, dressed like the Pope to the Airborne partaaay. And I’m cool with this. I’ve always thought of Sarah as a celestial being. And so help me, if Dwayne gets any closer to her, I’ll beat his ass. Hand check!!

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Dee:
For those who don’t know, a ‘tour rider’ is a list of little extras that a singer wants to have at his/her concert. Amy Winehouse has a lot of little extras. Her rider is nearly 5 pages long. We’ve put together a list of highlights. For more, check out Rolling Stone.

3 bottles red wine
1 (large) bottle vodka
1 bottle courvoisier
1 bottle crystal
20 fruit smoothies
3 cartons orange juice
1 case red bull
1 case diet coke
1 case coke
2 cases heineken
1 bag organic salad
2 bags of haribo sweets
2 chilled flutes of Vueve Cliquot immediately after show.
2 “sober assistants
2 cartons cigarettes
3 warm, fresh pizzas
1 pack green tea
1 kettle and toaster
2 bottles of jack daniels “at room temperature”
2 jars of honey
4 chicken wings
1 partridge in a pear tree (kidding)

John:
Amy just became my personal hero for a day. The scraps from her table could get a small island intoxicated. Amy, I’ll follow you anywhere.
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