‘Beef Curtains’ Conrad expresses herself.

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John:
Lauren Conrad attended the 10th Annual Express Yourself Gala at Santa Monica Airport’s Barker hanger on Sunday. It’s all about learning to overcome your fears and express your own individuality. But sometimes it’s difficult to express yourself with words so the hosts gave L.C. a puppet to help channel her insecurities. “Sometimes,” expressed the hand-puppet happily, “I smell like…” What the puppet did next was unthinkable.
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How much do you know about Victoria Beckham?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Have you ever noticed that wherever Victoria Beckham goes, her nipples are always close by. Seriously, could she possibly try any harder to put her nipples on display than she is doing right now. It seems every picture I see her in these days she’s ‘erect’. And don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy it, but could she possibly mix it up every once in a while with a bra or maybe some tape. I don’t know, just a thought.

John:
Just a little childish there, dumb Bob.

Dee:
Bob, I know the boys pick on you for being immature. I rarely side with them because they are just high functioning retards, but Posh’s nipples are really her own business.

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Megan Fox Transformed

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Dee:
Last night in Hollywood, Transformers ‘it’ girl Megan Fox braved the semi-cold for a photo shoot. It has been a while since we have seen her which left us wondering “what’s next for the Ms. Fox”?

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know, why is it that a semi-par actress (at best) like Megan Fox can star in one block-buster and we can’t stop talking about her months later. Ok, yeah she’s pretty hot, but so are a lot of girls in Hollywood. I want to know if all the hype over Fox is legitimate or am I just wasting my time. So I ask, will she find work in the near future or fizzle into obscurity? For more go to our homepage.

Paris Hilton was paid $2.1 million to go to Russia.

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Dee:
Remember that short trip Paris took to Moscow for fashion week? There was wild speculation as to how much Paris was paid. Then the figure was leaked: 2 million dollars. But there’s more. Paris refused to stay at the Hilton hotel in Moscow and opted for the Hyatt instead. Her per-diem for the 3 day trip was around $100,000. Paris was there to walk to runway in clothing designed by 14 year-old Kira Plastinina. Kira’s father, Sergey Plastinin has an estimated net worth of $350 million dollars.

John:
This is why nobody should feel bad for Paris. I would walk a fashion runway in Milwaukee for 50 cents and a pack of Newports.

‘Transformers’ star arrested. Refused to leave Walgreens.

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Dee:
Shai Labeouf, star of Transformers and the upcoming Indiana Jones 4 was arrested over the weekend after stumbling into a Chicago area Walgreens. He loitered there whilst drunk and refused to leave when the security guard asked. Such is the addictive quality of the convenience store. The guard called the police and Shai was arrested shortly thereafter. He was cooperative at the police station and released 5 hours later.

John:
I love this kid. I got so drunk over the weekend I couldn’t count to ten. True story. And I do love me some Walgreens. It could have been anybody, Shai. It’s a minor league offense. Don’t sweat it.