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California Pizza Kitchen: Brentwood

Server says:
“Reese comes into the store with her two kids often. She always sits at the counter up front. Reese is nice and always asks about how I’m doing. And she’s a great tipper! She tips 35% every time. Her last bill was only $36 and she left $50.”

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Dee:
Once an alcoholic, always and alcoholic. Credit the little ears over at Damimcute. This is what one of the servers at the Viceroy in Santa Monica had to say when Lilo popped in for a late lunch yesterday:

“She was fine at first, but it was obviously too soon for her to be around people who were drinking, because she later asked the server for a vodka.

“But her people had called ahead and servers were told not to give in no matter how often Lindsay asked for alcohol.”

“I heard the waitress say that she was sorry but she wasn’t allowed to serve her. Lindsay walked out soon after, looking embarrassed.”

John:
Watching Lilo hopping around LA is like watching the ball drop in Times Square. Pretty soon there’s gonna’ be some drunk fireworks.

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Dee:
2004 was a good year. I bought my first pair of Uggs and Cinderella Story was my guilty pleasure. Hilary actually walked the red carpet in pink All-Stars (did not purchase those). Which Hilary is your fav?

John:
I remember 2004. I hooked up with a girl wearing Uggs. Cinderella story was in my garbage can.

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Leo:
The story goes: Dog hates his son’s girlfriend. Girlfriend is not white. Dog drops N-Bomb on phone with son. Son records phone conversation. Son sells tape to National Inquirer. National Inquirer breaks racist story. Dog secretly beats son. Dog apologizes and requests meeting with Reverend Al Sharpton.
OK, other than the fact Dog is now exposed as being a racist -there are other details to this story that I have trouble with….
Why the hell do you record a conversation with your dad and sabotage his career/character?
And why does everyone who makes a racist remark have to meet with Rev Al Sharpten as if he is the judge, jury, and god of the black community? Who do non-white people meet with if they make a racist comment? -Al Roker?
No really, I want to know -so please reply with an educated response.

John:
Dog is a racist. This is a surprise. How does a simple minded man raised in the mountains who associates only with white trash become so ignorant? I’m baffled. He deserves what he’s got coming to him. But why on earth must he go hat-in-hand to Al Sharpton? This guy hangs out with Michael Jackson… that’s the alien who molested all those little boys, right?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Teen queen, and notorious bad tipper, Hilary Duff is starting to look awfully robust in the chestal region as of late. Now, I couldn’t say, with ANY amount of certainty, that she had breast implants installed, but what I can say is that the thought of two water balloons used instead of implants brings a frightful tear of joy to my eye. Sometimes the Derober X-Ray machine is more than just insightful; sometimes, dare I say, it’s just plain fun.

Leo:
So you have no frame of reference, Bob. You’re like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie –What’s my point? Bob you probably think boobs, real or fake, feel like water balloons. I’m with ya Hillary -water balloons or not.

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