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Leo:
The new host of the price is right, Drew Carey, ends each show with some words of wisdom as his predecessor, Bob Barker used to do. Except instead of the usual, “Spay and neuter your pets” Drew chimes in with, “Write your local Congressman and help legalize medical marijuana. Smoke responsibly.” OK, I may or may not have made all that up, BUT, Drew Carey is indeed a medical marijuana activist. According to MSN and the Associated Press,

“Smell that smell,” the 49-year-old comedian says as he walks into a Los Angeles medical marijuana dispensary. “That’s the smell of freedom….I think it’s clear by now that the federal government needs to reclassify marijuana,” Carey says in the video. “People who need it should be able to get it — safely and easily.”
The video is one of 20 Carey will host for the Reason Foundation, a nonprofit educational group whose ideas “some people call libertarian” and whose mission is to “advance freedom,” said president David Nott.”

Well there ya have it. I ain’t mad at ya Drew. I will never watch Price is Right the same knowing that Drew needs multiple takes to sink the put on the ‘Hole in One’ game.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
At the Hollywood premier of Tom Cruise’s latest film Lions For Lambs, Tom was spotted getting a little cozy with the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. Though there have been rumors over what Tom’s sexual preferences are for years, no on has actually been able to confirm it. I’m not saying I know either, but the old tongue through the ear trick throws up a few red flags in my book. Either way, I still will always be a loyal fan of Tom’s despite his latest escapades. Lets face it, can anyone else out there say “I’m Maverick”, and not be full of shit?? Don’t think so. Tom, in the great words of Top Gun…you can be my wingman anytime.

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Leo:
Remember the days when you used to look up to Britney for her work ethic, fashion sense and metabolism. Those days are dust in the wind. I knew Brit has been binging on Kentucky Fried Chicken, but I had no idea she ate Colonel Sanders himself. Let’s not overlook that whoever made that costume in the first place should be shot on site. Stay home Britney, I’m sick of writing about you and your eff’d up family.

John:
Land walker - A machine so enormous in size that it displaces the earth beneath as it moves.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Natural Born Killers star Juliette Lewis performed for her band in Ft. Lauderdale on Tuesday. And she was more than ready to kick-start the Halloween festivities this year by…oh, oh wait, she’s not wearing a costume. So you mean…yeah, she just flew over the cuckoo’s nest. What is wrong with you Julie? As if the Native Americans hadn’t gotten a bad enough deal as it was, now they have to answer for you. Do everyone a favor and don’t make any more public appearances until you’re off the heroin. Seriously, this is not a good look.

John:
Bob, have you been smoking peyote? Indian feathers are a running theme at ‘Licks’ concerts. At the Blog of Mark, and American Peyote Scribble, Mark writes,
“Lewis has the rather unique quality of inspiring a rabid following of male groupies, who jump through the crowd-sea with American Indian feathers around their heads – you see them rising above the waves on the shoulders of those below them. The scene is hip, it’s energetic – visually as well as emotionally commanding.”
She’s not making fun of them, she’s pursuing a oneness with them, silly stupid Bob the Bitch.
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John:
This is just too rich. TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton, dressed as a skeleton, walked into a sex shop in Toronto, Canada. When Paris saw copies of ‘One Night in Paris’ on the shelves she flipped her lid! What’s better? TMZ has the whole thing on tape! She actually asks some perv behind the counter if she could speak to the manager! Ha.
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