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Dee:
Keep the suggestions rolling in! To fill the newbies in, John is now in ‘Phase III’ of his Quest to score a date Kelly Clarkson by making himself a better person. John was an hour early to work and had already hit the gym if you can believe it. ‘Stacy24luv‘ emailed that Kelly loves her some Nascar so John is beefing up on his Nascar knowledge and bad boy attitude. I can honestly say, John’s pretty committed to seeing this through!

John:
The Daytona 500 kicks off the Nascar season this February. I can’t wait! Thanks again for all your suggestions on how I can get a date with Kelly. We have some irons in the fire and some people close to Kelly are working on this. That’s all we can say for now. We’ll keep ya’ll closely posted. Some readers have written in want a Kelly posting every day. We decided that would make me look like a total stalker. If I’m arrested again, that’s my third strike people!

To hear John’s original meeting with Kelly click here.
For the entire saga, click here.

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Dee:
Natalie Portman is beautiful. She poses here for New York Times Style Magazine. The article comes out Sunday, but the pics have arrived. If I had to choose one woman make out with, I’d choose Angelina Jolie. But if I had to choose two, Natalie would be a very close second.

John:
I can see the post production artists/dorks having a laugh, “Hey Bill, check this out. Instead of a dove, I made a dragon. Ha. It’s gonna’ eat her.” I’d love to make smartass comment about Natalie but I can’t. She’s the anti-Britney. I’d wife her but she’s just too clean for me. Like Dee, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

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Dee:
While looking at the gettotastic photo of Christina Aguilere posing nude with a very pregnant belly, in the new issue Marie Claire, it got us to thinking about the other great nude pregnancy pics of the past. There’s the notorious queen of controversy for her time, Demi Moore, being the first woman to pose without clothes while pregnant; and then there was the incomparably ludicrous Britney Spears posing nude while pregnant (one of the last times the public would view her in a favorable way). So we would like to know who does the public think is the best looking woman to pose nude while expecting???

Bob ‘The Bitch’
No contest, Demi Moore wins in a landslide. No other woman has multiple kids and still looks sexy 20 years later. Christina’s ghetto ass looks like she’s more into posing for herself than for her kid, and Britney…well lets just say she jumped in the insanity train months ago and she has been heading up that locomotive ever since.

more at twiigs.com…

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~Lest we forget~

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Dee:
Yes, OK, Love looks much better at the premiere of ‘27 Dresses.’ Actually a lot better, but here at Derober, we have long memories.
John:
I think she still looks amazing. What? I really do. Dee, you’re giving me a look. Fine. She’s looked better but I was a huge fan of hers when she was making all those blockbusters.

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Dee:
Good morning everybody! While you were sleeping the world turned upside down, pigs flew, and hell froze.K-Fed has been named Details Magazine’s #7 ‘Most Influential’ person under 45. The article claims, “oddly, he emerged as the father of the year.” ‘Odd’. Yes, that is one word. I thought you can only get named #7 if you can count that high? In case you’re wondering, the pic above was taken this year backstage at a K-Fed concert. Federline had enough drugs in him to put a horse down.Details declined to comment when we called, but they did offer us some Kool-Aid.

John:
Hi everybody I just woke up and… - Oh, my God! OH MY GOD! Dee, get into the cellar. NOW! Grab the canned goods and bottled water! Get the AM radio. Batteries? Where are the batteries?! There’s no time. I love you, Mom!

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