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Dee:
This is fascinating. Mandy Moore is playing small venues to support her new album. We always figured her girl-next-door images was totally fake. Unfortunately, Mandy won’t be blowing lines of coke off your stomach anytime soon, John. Thesmokinggun just released Mandy and 50’s tour riders. Remember, Tour Riders are the list of goodies the celebs demand in their dressing rooms. Mandy’s reads more like a brown-bag lunch. 50 on the other hand. Well, judge for yourself. But let me tell you this. He even demands an entire case of Cuban Cigars which is completely illegal. Continue Reading: Who’s the bigger diva? Mandy Moore or 50 Cent?

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Dee:
According to a local Fox affiliate in Tampa, where Hulk Hogan and the rest of the bunch live, Linda Hogan has filed divorce from the Hulkster himself. It truly is a happy day for wrestling fans everywhere who’ve had to weather the depressing sight of there greatest iconinc wrestler being tamed by his short blond wife. Fans, your day of redemption has finally come.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
As a once great fan of everything wrestling, I would just like to say that there is no greater entertainer on earth the Hulk Hogan. The man is seriously going on 93 years old and still could snap me in half like a twig. He is also slated to be the head Gladiator on American Gladiators when it returns to television in th very near future. I hope Hulk does divorce her, he’s a much better solo fighter than a tag-teamer. Keep kicking ass and taken names Sir Hulk.

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Rihanna strutted her stuff down the catwalk for the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy days ago. Spectators said she was captivating and hypnotic. Except for that one guy who criticized her for looking clumsy and amateurish at best. Sources say that same man was found face-down, dead in a gutter somewhere in western LA sooo…Don’t Fuck with Rihanna, that’s all we’re saying.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I don’t care what anybody says, I vote for Darth Vader everytime

John says:
That’s cause you have no life, Bob.

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Dee:
Here’s how it works. We see this picture and somebody says something like, “God, Anne couldn’t look any worse if she was bald.” That is followed by a very pregnant pause and then some devilish smiles.

John:
We at Derober would like to send a message to all celebrities: If Anne Hathaway the cookie-cutter princess isn’t safe, nobody is. We’re going to ratchet this up a notch in the coming weeks. Brace yourselves.

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Dee:
Jessica Simpson is seen here exiting Nobu when she found out they served food.

John:
I just watched Dukes of Hazzard last night for the first time. I realized that Jessica Simpson is a really crappy actress, literally. It’s like she opens her mouth and a piece of poo falls to the ground.

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Dee:
This just in, Britney Spears is reportedly dating again. Who you ask, a writer, a director, a producer a…waiter? According to Life & Style Weekly the two have been dating privately for two whole weeks (how’d they pull that off). The man’s name is Death Michael Marchand and Life & Style reported, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.”
Wow, Britney couldn’t pick a better time to get back in the saddle. Drug allegations, child custody, money shortages…etc. Good luck though Brit.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So Brit has a new man on retainer, err I mean ‘They are enamored with each other’. It just goes to show you that even the world’s most out of control white trash, can still land a date if they’re loaded. Gee, life must be simple at the top.

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