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Dee:
Hayden Panettiera and Ne-Yo have been working together to promote Ronald McDonald Charities, but it seems the two have sparked something more than a friendship. They partied together at Butter early this morning in NYC and then headed back to the same hotel together. By the way, Ne-Yo is headed out on a holiday tour with R.Kelly this month, right? R.Kelly knows a thing or two about the young girls.

John:
Hay-Hay is a petite 5 feet tall, 97 lbs. Ne-Yo stands 6′2″ and 197 lbs. Do our smart readers know where I’m going with this one? I’ll give you all a minute to ponder. The sheer mechanics of this relationship are mind-boggling. But I do admire their commitment to Rondald McDonald Charities. Give their website a gander.

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Dee:
It’s pics like these that make me sad I work for a celebrity gossip website. Poor Paulina Rubio, in America photographers feast on the upskirt shot. At least you wore underwear (always a good decision when you are famous) but next time maybe go with a longer skirt.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So this is how celebrity divas dress for concerts in Madrid. Well…looks like I know where I’m taking my next vacation.
PS–Seeing Waldo up your hoo-haa, though preverted, makes me laugh uncontrollably.
PSS- Cute rainbow colored undies Paulina.

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Dee:
We all have our good days and bad (except for me) but I vote we remove the title “Supermodel” from Helena Christensen from this day forward. The Supermodel Guidebook clearly indicates in Chapter 5, Section 3, Article 3.zed.41:

“If you present yourself as a tired, worn-down, old, beat-up, hooker in public you are no longer a Supermodel.”

So it’s decided: Helena has been officially downgraded from “Supermodel” and is now only a “Model”. The title of “Model” is also currently under review.

Leo:
Dear Helena,
If you are reading this, please wipe away your tears and reference the photos below and take notes on how hot you used to be. Get your shit together and call me -we have work to do.

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Dee:
This is fascinating. Mandy Moore is playing small venues to support her new album. We always figured her girl-next-door images was totally fake. Unfortunately, Mandy won’t be blowing lines of coke off your stomach anytime soon, John. Thesmokinggun just released Mandy and 50’s tour riders. Remember, Tour Riders are the list of goodies the celebs demand in their dressing rooms. Mandy’s reads more like a brown-bag lunch. 50 on the other hand. Well, judge for yourself. But let me tell you this. He even demands an entire case of Cuban Cigars which is completely illegal. Continue Reading: Who’s the bigger diva? Mandy Moore or 50 Cent?

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Dee:
According to a local Fox affiliate in Tampa, where Hulk Hogan and the rest of the bunch live, Linda Hogan has filed divorce from the Hulkster himself. It truly is a happy day for wrestling fans everywhere who’ve had to weather the depressing sight of there greatest iconinc wrestler being tamed by his short blond wife. Fans, your day of redemption has finally come.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
As a once great fan of everything wrestling, I would just like to say that there is no greater entertainer on earth the Hulk Hogan. The man is seriously going on 93 years old and still could snap me in half like a twig. He is also slated to be the head Gladiator on American Gladiators when it returns to television in th very near future. I hope Hulk does divorce her, he’s a much better solo fighter than a tag-teamer. Keep kicking ass and taken names Sir Hulk.

more at twiigs.com…

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