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Rihanna strutted her stuff down the catwalk for the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy days ago. Spectators said she was captivating and hypnotic. Except for that one guy who criticized her for looking clumsy and amateurish at best. Sources say that same man was found face-down, dead in a gutter somewhere in western LA sooo…Don’t Fuck with Rihanna, that’s all we’re saying.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I don’t care what anybody says, I vote for Darth Vader everytime

John says:
That’s cause you have no life, Bob.

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Dee:
Here’s how it works. We see this picture and somebody says something like, “God, Anne couldn’t look any worse if she was bald.” That is followed by a very pregnant pause and then some devilish smiles.

John:
We at Derober would like to send a message to all celebrities: If Anne Hathaway the cookie-cutter princess isn’t safe, nobody is. We’re going to ratchet this up a notch in the coming weeks. Brace yourselves.

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Dee:
Jessica Simpson is seen here exiting Nobu when she found out they served food.

John:
I just watched Dukes of Hazzard last night for the first time. I realized that Jessica Simpson is a really crappy actress, literally. It’s like she opens her mouth and a piece of poo falls to the ground.

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Dee:
This just in, Britney Spears is reportedly dating again. Who you ask, a writer, a director, a producer a…waiter? According to Life & Style Weekly the two have been dating privately for two whole weeks (how’d they pull that off). The man’s name is Death Michael Marchand and Life & Style reported, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.”
Wow, Britney couldn’t pick a better time to get back in the saddle. Drug allegations, child custody, money shortages…etc. Good luck though Brit.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So Brit has a new man on retainer, err I mean ‘They are enamored with each other’. It just goes to show you that even the world’s most out of control white trash, can still land a date if they’re loaded. Gee, life must be simple at the top.

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Dee:
American badass, Neil Diamond, announced that he wrote the song, Sweet Caroline, for JFK’s tween daughter, Caroline. Little Caroline was 12 when Neil wrote the song. According to IrelandOn-Line.com,

“Diamond performed the 1969 track live via satellite at Caroline Kennedy’s 50th birthday party last week, and gave the hostess a magical gift - revealing she was his muse for the song.
He explained how she had inspired him, as a girl, after he saw a picture of her riding a pony.
Diamond says: “I’ve never discussed it with anybody before - intentionally. I thought maybe I would tell it to Caroline when I met her someday.
“I’m happy to have gotten it off my chest and to have expressed it to Caroline. I thought she might be embarrassed, but she seemed to be struck by it and really, really happy.”

I just puked in my mouth. Let’s not forget some of the lyrics to this now creepy song,

“Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline…
…And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don’t seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two…”

Leo:
It was touching when Elton John wrote a tribute song about Marylin Monroe. This is a different kind of touching…shame on you Mr Diamond.
But speaking of Marylin Monroe and the Kennedy’s, here’s a little peek into the past of what could have been:

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