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Dee:
Drew Barrymore is in Toronto filming the 40’s era film, Grey Gardens. We think we know what the movie poster is going to look like. I’m about 10% lesbian the entire 10% is holding out for Drew. She looks amazing.

John:
Dee is easily 23% lezzie and we like that about her. I have a man-crush on David Duchovny, so what?

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Dee:
This photo is an oldy, but goldy -we are sick of reporting Britney’s latest escapades, so we dug up an older photo of Brit right before the downward spiral. At least back then she was concerned about covering up her genitals. This photo was taken on her walk of shame with then boyfriend, Kevin F -maybe those are his crusty grundles???

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Dee:
Mary Kate Olson, future creepy cat woman, dawned this hideous outfit at the 2007 7th on Sale Black-tie Gala Dinner at the 69th Regiment Armory last night. I’m no fashionista myself, but I know when not wear life-size Malibu Barbie heels and a crochet moo moo in public.

Leo:
I miss Full House; hell I miss TGIF. The simple days of the 80’s and 90’s are gone and the Olson Twins are living proof. They are the perfect barometer for measuring our world’s accelerating lack of sanity. When they spin off the planet, we’re all screwed. Have a ducky weekend.

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John:
Let me preface this by saying that before I became a Derober, I was a professional headshot photographer in Los Angeles. I often have contact with celebrities and I’m not easily impressed. But there is something about Kelly Clarkson that hits a soft spot I guess, and makes me go gaga.

The whole thing happened on a Saturday morning a few months ago. Continue Reading: The Day I met Kelly Clarkson

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Dee:
Derober, John met Kelly Clarkson one time and totally blew the opportunity to ask her out. You can read the full story here. He wants a second chance and needs the readers’ help for that. John needs your advice on the best way you think he should go about scoring a date with Kelly. He’ll take the best advice you have and put it to work. This is no joke, John will get a second chance at a first date, it’s just a matter of how soon he gets it with your help. Check back for future updates to this saga!

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Dee:
Brit successfully ran over the foot of yet another paparazzi last night in her attempt to leave the Four Seasons Beverly Hills.
The “injured” camera man was not available for comment because he was too busy cleaning the sand out of his mangina.
It’s reported that Britney has since traded in her pearly white Benzo for a lime gree Scion Rally car.
She’s seen here in the video driving through down Mulholland Drive with reckless abandon.

Leo:
I took the video footage myself, this is all true. No one everyone was injured in this video.

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