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Dee:
We are getting some great ideas on how John can get a date with Kelly. I must say, some of the ideas are really amazing. So much so that we’re going to post the best ideas on the site with a Derobed picture. ‘Restless’ came up with the idea that people should bring signs to a Kelly concert! Imagine Kelly looking out on a sea of people holding ‘Date John’ signs. Lol. That would just be hilarious. We’ve also heard some girls are planning to print up John’s story and deliver it to Kelly during a meet-and-greet (thread courtesy of bixblitz). So good! Believe me, he really is a gentleman. He walks me to my car everyday when we leave work. Who does that? Really.

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John:
Stacy221 at Sodahead writes that, in order to date Kelly, I should, “Become the best person you can.” And, you know what, she’s right. Just because people vote you ‘Kelly-worthy’ doesn’t make it so. I doubt Kelly’s fans want to see her with an idiot (much less Kelly herself). Starting today, I’m holding myself to a higher standard. I’m actually going to try to be a better person. I know it doesn’t happen overnight. Baby steps. Everyday, I’m going to learn a new skill. And today is platform diving. It’s going to be painful… because I’m going to suck at it.

But keep the comments and suggestions coming. Thanks again for the suggestions. Honestly, I’m reading a book tonight and I have no idea how long it’s been since I did that. Whether I get the date or not, when they close the book on this story, at least i’ll have something good to show for it as a person.
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Dee:
Drew Barrymore is in Toronto filming the 40’s era film, Grey Gardens. We think we know what the movie poster is going to look like. I’m about 10% lesbian the entire 10% is holding out for Drew. She looks amazing.

John:
Dee is easily 23% lezzie and we like that about her. I have a man-crush on David Duchovny, so what?

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Dee:
This photo is an oldy, but goldy -we are sick of reporting Britney’s latest escapades, so we dug up an older photo of Brit right before the downward spiral. At least back then she was concerned about covering up her genitals. This photo was taken on her walk of shame with then boyfriend, Kevin F -maybe those are his crusty grundles???

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Dee:
Mary Kate Olson, future creepy cat woman, dawned this hideous outfit at the 2007 7th on Sale Black-tie Gala Dinner at the 69th Regiment Armory last night. I’m no fashionista myself, but I know when not wear life-size Malibu Barbie heels and a crochet moo moo in public.

Leo:
I miss Full House; hell I miss TGIF. The simple days of the 80’s and 90’s are gone and the Olson Twins are living proof. They are the perfect barometer for measuring our world’s accelerating lack of sanity. When they spin off the planet, we’re all screwed. Have a ducky weekend.

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John:
Let me preface this by saying that before I became a Derober, I was a professional headshot photographer in Los Angeles. I often have contact with celebrities and I’m not easily impressed. But there is something about Kelly Clarkson that hits a soft spot I guess, and makes me go gaga.

The whole thing happened on a Saturday morning a few months ago. Continue Reading: The Day I met Kelly Clarkson

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