Derober

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Where? Marquee Club
Location: New York City

“I’m a server at Marquee. Pink showed up to an invite-only party hosted by a lame corporation. Pink and her entourage sat at a VIP table all night. They ordered bottle service and downed two bottles of Grey Goose and an expensive bottle of Champaign (I think it was Crystal but I can’t remember exactly.) Anyway, at the end of the night, Pink asked for the check. The bill would have been around $800 but the party hosts comped the entire thing. When I told her the bill was taken care of, Pink was really excited and appreciative. As she left, Pink pulled me aside and palmed me three bills like she was a badass. I assumed they were at least fifty dollar bills which would have been an average tip. So I went to the back of the restaurant to see. In my hand were three crumpled up $5 bills. I’ve been a server for a long time and nobody has ever tipped me so poorly. I hope you publish this story because I want everybody to know that Pink sucks. I gave her great service and she was very nice, but actions speak louder than words.