Out with the old, in with the new for Lohan

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So the recent buzz, coming from our friends down under, is that Lindsay Lohan has reportedly traded in her K-Fed like boytoy Ryan Giles for a brand new Heath Ledger, who she recently met in New York. L-han and Ledger reportedly met at NYC’s Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving holiday and according to NW magazine,

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away…when she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical.”

Well good for Lindsay, this is a huge upgrade for her.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say ‘upgrade’ is a bit of an understatement, Dee. This isn’t like updating your computer’s software to the newer model, it’s more like trading in your hyundai for a Ferrari. It’s going from white trash to white hot. But maybe L-han just wanted to show the public that she was on their level by dating an r-tard from nowhere. If so, mission accomplished Lindsay, you really gave depraved young men everywhere a hope.

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