There’s only one way out of this relationship for Vanessa Minnillo

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A recent story has been reported by Fox News (not kidding) which alleges that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are planning to have a private wedding ceromony this weekend at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas. Reports say that Minnillo and company already arrived on Friday afternoon.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Vanessa, why, WHY would you do this to me? Look what happened when Nick ‘wifed’ Jessica Simpson. He took a beautiful pop icon, and turned her into a farting, belching, tuna-eating house wife. Run, jump, swim, climb, or hitchhike your way as far outta Dodge as possible. I will be there in 20 minutes to pick you up.

Comment (1) “There’s only one way out of this relationship for Vanessa Minnillo”

jannabethDecember 8, 2007 @ 11:26 am

o wow.. she should run for sure. but maybe not jump off the cliff.. cool pic tho!


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