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Dee:
Amazing. Paris Hilton follows up her time spent in prison for a DUI by posing for Prosecco Spirits. The American institution that is Page Six is reporting that Paris will be in Berlin tomorrow to promote the canned champaign (see photo)!
John:
I’m quoting Paris’ interview with Larry King here:

“No.” Asked if she was a big drinker, Hilton told King, “I’m not really into it. I think socially people do sometimes when they go out, but it’s not something that I really care about.”

She sure as shit cares about it when there’s money on the line. I don’t want to bash her too much because that is me in the photo above pleasing her. But she went on in the interview to describe how she wanted to turn her life around and help those less fortunate (get drunk), maybe build some schools (distilleries) for the underprivileged. Who knows? Only time will tell I guess.

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Dee:
This is too good! Upset that the Olsen’s new clothing line uses real fur, Peta has created an interactive art-death room where you can dress the twins in various dead animals in what Defamer is calling their ’signature homeless-chic fashion line.’ I dressed ‘Trashley:

Now, I wasn’t sure if the ‘Electrocuted Emine Evening Dress’ would match the ‘Skinned Seal Stilettos’, but they turned out to be a perfect match! The ‘Little Lamb Legwarmers’ worked well, but they kept sliding down her legs with all that blood, poor dear. I think the final product is, well, breathtaking.

John:
This is like the Derober’s wet dream. I dressed ‘Hairy-Kate‘ in the ‘Dead Doggy Shoulder Bag’ and the ‘Butchered Beaver Shoes’ which arrived just in time for winter, thank god. I couldn’t choose between the ‘Mangled Possum Earmuffs’ or the ‘Doomed Racoon Hat’, but I knew Ashley was wearing the ‘Bludgeoned Bunny Beret’ and I didn’t want them to look to much like twins, ya’ know?

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Dee:
In Touch Weekly is reporting:

“The meeting went well, and she had a great time with them,” an insider tells the mag.

Romo is very close to his parents, especially his father, who was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

“His parents seemed to really like her,” adds the insider. “She’s falling completely in love with him.”

John:
Ya’ know those girls who always have to have a boyfriend so they feel better about themselves?Jessica Simpson is one of them, a classic serial dater. We have a very popular running poll at Derober about who looks better on Tony’s arm, Jessica or Carrie? Get the vote out. When the poll closes on Thursday, we’re going to email the results to Tony Romo himself! Incidentally Tony, when you’re hitting on a girl at a club, don’t give away your email. You never know whose going to get their hands on it!

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Dee:
In Janice Dickinson’s yearly attempt at a kind comment, as she was defending Jennifer Love, she managed to insult Tyra Banks by calling her fat. If that psycho-bitch ever called me fat, so help me God…
According to MSN.com,

Dickinson told Al Roker that Love Hewitt “is a healthy, not emaciated woman.” Then she added, “You want to see someone who’s fat? I’m sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat.”

Leo:
The only way to determine if Tyra Banks is fat or not is to have an eating contest with Al Roker. My money’s on Banks because she isn’t scheduled to get her gastric bypass surgery ’till April.

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