Paris Hilton goes nude for alcohol.

~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~

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Amazing. Paris Hilton follows up her time spent in prison for a DUI by posing for Prosecco Spirits. The American institution that is Page Six is reporting that Paris will be in Berlin tomorrow to promote the canned champaign (see photo)!
I’m quoting Paris’ interview with Larry King here:

“No.” Asked if she was a big drinker, Hilton told King, “I’m not really into it. I think socially people do sometimes when they go out, but it’s not something that I really care about.”

She sure as shit cares about it when there’s money on the line. I don’t want to bash her too much because that is me in the photo above pleasing her. But she went on in the interview to describe how she wanted to turn her life around and help those less fortunate (get drunk), maybe build some schools (distilleries) for the underprivileged. Who knows? Only time will tell I guess.

Comments (4) “Paris Hilton goes nude for alcohol.”

carmelcutiDecember 12, 2007 @ 10:08 am

Watch your back. I saw non-Photoshopped pics of her Valtrex prescription.

jannabethDecember 12, 2007 @ 10:53 am

her boobs aren’t that big.. those were def added.

VmanMarch 25, 2008 @ 3:26 pm


Violet MaddoxNovember 12, 2008 @ 9:12 pm


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