Add “Klepto” to Brit’s wrap sheet

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If Brit swiped this lighter in Iran, it would have been a whole nother story….too bad.
Unfortunately the owner of the gas station is not pressing charges for Britney’s lighter heist. The year is almost over and A Britney Spears’ mugshot would have put the cherry on top of a crazy year of celebrity arrests. According to, the story goes a little something like this:

“The singer, 26, had stopped at Chevron in Sherman Oaks, Calif., on Friday, when she grabbed the item on her way out of the store.

When alerted to her mistake by one of the paparazzi, Spears retorted: “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!”

And despite her apparent confession, Chevron owner Jatinder Kaur is not planning to contact authorities over the issue.

He tells, “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it.”

To make matters worse, Britney has a mystery illness which prevented her from making her court-ordered deposition early this morning. The real victims in all this are Britney’s two children. So sad.

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