Derober

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Dee:
A rumor has surfaced that a French producer (chemically unbalanced) wants Britney Spears to star as the Virgin Mary herself in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. Britney is currently reviewing the script (making crayon doodles), as the film is slated to start in March. According to Us Weekly:

“Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby’s paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ’s second coming.”

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’m completely at ease with this. After all, Britney Spears playing the Virgin Mary is only slightly worse than adding plutonium to a hydrogen bomb…wait…..my dear Lord……..the woman must be stopped.